eatgreass:

This line in hamlet:

O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.

Is the Shakespeare equivalent of this post:

murder-me-with-ink:

I STILL LOVE YOU CHAT!!!

…PERO LUKA TIENE MAS MASA MUSCULAR………<_<

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

katy-l-wood:

Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.

the kids are alright 

black-culture:

thechichimec:

its tuesday, ive had a glass of wine, and honestly Aurora Knew what the fuck she was doin when she pricked her finger on that spindle man. she was TIRED. she was fully done dude. She was 16 YEARS OLD!!!! if i had the chance to sleep for a hundred years when i was 16 you know id take my chances

buggachat:

it’s been too long since I made my last comic.

astralprojectionclinic:

depression has got me acting cringy as fuck dude

falconpunchyourmom:

jehovahhthickness:

switchingtogeico:

klmposslble:

the queen has returned

I’m so happy she’s still collecting those Disney checks!!!!!!!!

Disney + needs to give her, her own show. 

adulthoodisokay:

theskabouncer:

We got another one

sourdough really do be like that

perfectopposite:

So anyway, Ben will always be with Rey and he’s communicating with her through the force after his “death,” which means he’s still alive in the WBW and Rey is going to look for him because “no one’s ever really gone.”

ginger-ale-official:

There is no reality in which I would invite a cop to interact with me

turntechgodheadsgodsentturntable:

Why don’t you make a candy bar that looks like a phone, get in your car, go for a drive while holding it, then when the police pull you over for being on you phone, take a bite and ask if there’s a problem?

ginger-ale-official:

Gonna eat my phone like a candy bar

legallyhermione:

I literally did the skipping thing on this post 😅

adhd-or-nah:

oh you are me. 

pommerelates:

Do you mean skipping to the next paragraph and not being able to stop yourself from reading a few lines but then you have to go back to where you were before and try really hard to read in a linear fashion but it’s boring now that you know what happens next? Yes

adhd-or-nah:

Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?

farmsuggestion:

old macdonald had ENOUGH